The Best Bachelor Party EVER!

Spike is in charge of the bachelor party after Shining Armor’s wedding, much to the disappointment of all the stallions that attend. The party quickly turns sour. Desperate for advice, Spike turns to Rainbow Dash, who reluctantly agrees to help. Little does she know that she’ll be providing more than just advice…

Spike x Rainbow Dash
Rainbow Dash x background ponies

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The last of the stallions made their way into the private room that the bachelor party was to be held in. Spike took count. One…two…three……..nine…..ten. Ten stallions, including Shining Armor, who was over near the door greeting each of his friends and colleagues that came through. Spike had everything planned and set up prior to anypony arriving. He wanted everything to be perfect.

The other stallions didn’t look too thrilled as they came into the room and observed the decorations. Streamers hung from the ceiling and balloons were everywhere. The room sported all sorts of party games and entertainment, which was fine. But this was a bachelor party. They talked amongst one another and were all soon aware of the fact that a baby dragon had planned the party. A couple of stallions groaned at the realization, while others tried to be polite. But the disappointment on everypony’s face was quite obvious.

“Can I have everypony’s attention please?” Spike said loudly.

Everypony soon quieted down and there was absolute silence.

“Now I, Spike, welcome you to Shining Armor’s bachelor party!” He said. “Now if you look to your right there’s a party classic, pin the tail on the pony! To your left we’ll be bobbing for apples, and right up here near me we’ve got some nice board games and enough punch to go around! And later I’ve got a bit of a surprise lined up for all of you. Any questions?”

The room remained dead silent. None of the stallions wanted to show their disappointment, especially with Shining Armor there. There was a cough or two, but other than that the room was silent.

“Good!” Spike said. “Now let’s party, Pinkie Pie style!”

With that he started the record player to his right, which played a light hearted party tune at a moderate volume, which still allowed everypony to talk amongst themselves comfortably. Spike made his way over to the pin the tail on the pony game. Not knowing what else to do, the stallions all lined up in order to play the game.

“Psst…hey Grey Shield…” One stallion whispered to a stallion a few feet away.

“Night Wing?” Grey Shield asked in surprise, walking up to him. “I thought you couldn’t come tonight.”

“Seeing the entertainment I wish I wouldn’t have.” He said glumly.

“Oh come on.” Night Wing said. “It looks all right. It might not be the kind of fun we were hoping for tonight, but let’s not get the poor kid upset.”

“I guess….” Grey Shield said, groaning.

“So who goes first?” Spike asked enthusiastically, snapping both of them back to reality.

“Uhhhh….I guess that’s me.” One of the stallions said.

Grey Shield recognized him as Pokey.

Pokey stepped forward and another stallion blindfolded him. He spun him around and around. Grey Shield wasn’t even entertained, let alone impressed. He looked around the room for anypony else he recognized. There was Black Stone and Hairy, Royal Riff and Crafty Crate. Heck, even Chocolate Tail had made an appearance. There were two stallions he didn’t recognize so he made his way over to where they were standing.

“Hey, my name’s Grey Shield.” He said, holding out a hoof and introducing himself. “I’m one of Shining’s Lieutenant’s. Who are you two?”

“I’m Star Dust and he’s Sticks.” The green stallion said, gesturing over to his purple companion.

“Great party huh?” Grey Shield asked, rolling his eyes.

“Yeah, tell me about it.” Sticks said, rolling his eyes as well. “That’s what you get when you have a baby dragon plan a bachelor party. Whose idea was it to let him be in charge of this thing anyway?”

“It was my sister’s.” Shining Armor said, surprising all three of the stallions.

They all looked at him quickly.

“S-Sir!” Grey Shield said hurriedly.

“Look, I know this isn’t what we had in mind here but it’s for the best.” Shining Armor said. “I’m not eighteen anymore. It’s time I acted my age. No more slutty mares on cold, lonely nights for me.”

“But Shining, we’re not married yet.” Star Dust complained. “What about us?”

“Well Cadence would have my head if she knew I had hired a hooker or something for the bachelor party.” Shining said. “So I thought having Spike plan it all out would be the safest thing.”

The three other stallions groaned a bit, which brought a smile to Shining’s face.

“C’mon you guys.” He said. “There will be other bachelor parties with all that fun stuff. But for now, let’s just try to enjoy the party here and – ”

“Shining, it’s your turn!” Spike’s voice resonated through the room.

“Oh, uhhhh…..okay.” He said, a bit embarrassed that he got so distracted.

Star Dust turned to Sticks and Grey Shield as Shining left.

“So….” He said. “We can’t have any hookers, but what about alcohol? Did any of you bring any?”

“Who brings alcohol to a bachelor party?” Sticks asked. “It’s supposed to already be here.”

“Yeah, I guess Shining doesn’t want the kid to get drunk.” Grey Shield said.

“You’re up Grey Shield!” Spike called.

Grey Shield grumbled but made his way up to the game.

Star Dust groaned.

“Do you know of any mares we can call out or something?” He asked Sticks. “I’m so horny! I haven’t hoofed off in weeks in preparation for this party!”

“Sorry.” Sticks said. “You don’t think I’m horny too? I was expecting something awesome for the Captain’s bachelor party.”

“Star Dust!” Spike called. “Jeesh, why is everypony so distracted?”

It took everything Star Dust had not to tell Spike that this was the worst bachelor party ever, but he restrained himself. He made his way up to the front and allowed himself to be blindfolded.

After they were all done with that ridiculous game, they got out the board games and drank some punch. All in all it was an okay party. It just wasn’t appropriate for a bachelor party and many of the stallions were getting bored.

“Can I have everypony’s attention please?” Spike called loudly.

Everypony quieted down quickly.

“I’ve noticed that everypony seems to be distracted and isn’t really getting into things.” He said. “Are the board games I chose not good enough? Do you want to play pin the tail on the pony again? Or how about more punch?”

There were a few grumbles from the crowd. Star Dust couldn’t take it anymore.

“I-It’s just not what we had in mind is all.” He said.

All eyes in the room were suddenly on Star Dust. Shining shot him a look that could kill.

“What do you mean?” Spike asked, concerned.

“Oh, nothing.” He said nervously. “Forget I ever said anything. It’s nothing…..”

“Well obviously it’s something otherwise you never would have said anything.” Spike said.

“It’s just…..where are the mares…?” Star Dust asked. “There’s supposed to be at least one mare at a bachelor party.”

“Oh, she’s coming later.” Spike said. “She was the little surprise I had cooked up for the rest of you.”

There was a sense of relief in the air from everyone except Shining, who had suddenly become very nervous. How did the kid know about mares? What kind of mare was he brining?

Spike could sense the change of mood in the room, but nopony made any move to continue the games.

“….Unless of course you’d rather I bring her now….” He said.

Murmurs of agreement filled the room as the horny stallions realized this might not be a terrible bachelor party after all.

“Okay, I’ll be right back.” Spike said excitedly.

As Spike ran to get the mare, Shining voiced his concerns to the other stallions.

“How does Spike know about mares like that?” He asked worriedly. “He’s just a kid.”

“He’s obviously more grown up than we thought.” Pokey said. “Don’t worry about it.”

“What if Cadence finds out?” Shining asked.

“She won’t.” Star Dust said reassuringly. “C’mon Shining. This is your last night as a free stallion. Live a little.”

“I don’t like hiding things from my wife.” Shining said. “I’m technically married now. I’m not free anymore….”

All the stallions’ attention was directed at the door as it suddenly flew open to reveal a mildly attractive earth pony dressed in a slutty outfit. Behind her was Spike, who was carrying a very large barrel.

“Hey everypony, this is Daisy and she’ll be our entertainment tonight.” He said. “I’ve also brought us some of Applejack’s hard cider. She says it has quite a bit of kick.”

“Is that a…..stripper….?” Star Dust asked.

“Who knows?” Shining asked. “But I’m outta here. If my wife finds out I’m in the same room with a stripper or a whorse or whatever she is, I’m done for.”

“Come on Shining, stay!” Pokey said.

“No, I’m sorry.” He said.

Shining walked towards the door. He stopped and turned around to face the other stallions.

“I’m sorry everypony, but I really have to go now.” He said. “It’s been a great party and all, but I really want to spend some time with my new wife.”

The rest of the stallions gave mumbled goodbyes. A few of them shook hooves with him and patted him on the back in congratulations. His goodbyes done with, he slipped out the door quickly, leaving the rest of the stallions to have a good night.

Pokey turned towards the mare and eyed her lustfully.

“So babe, it’s getting boring here.” He said. “Why don’t we find some…..entertainment?”

“I’m here to give you all a good performance.” She said, smiling. “But that’s it. No touching. I’m here to strip for you and show you a good time. But go easy on that hard cider. I don’t want to be in a room full of drunk horny stallions.”

Star Dust groaned. Just when he thought he was FINALLY going to get some pussy, all he was going to get was a raging hard-on. The other stallions had similar thoughts. As the mare started to strip, most of them made their way over to the barrel and started downing the hard cider. Star Dust dunked his mug into the barrel and brought the potent liquid to his lips. Whoooo! That shit was hard! He dunked his mug again excitedly. At least the night hadn’t been a total waste.

An hour passed. Most of the stallions were completely drunk, save for Spike. They were making many a pass at the stripper, who politely declined all their invitations. Soon enough the stallions all started getting bored again. There’s only so much a dancing stripping pony can do. Spike could sense the change in the room and began to feel uneasy. They had all only been there for three hours. Bachelor parties were supposed to last at least twice as long. He was failing! But he’d never been to a bachelor party before, let alone planned one. He didn’t know what else to do. He needed some advice from somepony that knew more than he did. Who could he ask? Big Mac wasn’t in Canterlot and there really weren’t any other stallions he knew very well. He didn’t want to ask any of the stallions here. They wouldn’t think he was grown up enough if he asked them. He wracked his brain, trying to come up with a plan. That was it! He had an idea.

“Everypony, I know you’re all getting bored but I have just one more thing planned and I’m sure you’re going to love it!” He said. “It’s even better than the stripper, I promise! Now I’ve gotta step out for a bit. So just enjoy the entertainment while I’m gone. I’ll be back in a sec!”

The stallions all gave grumbled replies, not really excited. It was probably another board game or something.

Spike sped out of the room as fast as he could, making his way to the suite where Twilight and the other girls were staying. When he reached the suite he ran into the room and up to the receptionist’s desk.

“Can you tell me which room Rainbow Dash is staying in?” He asked excitedly.

“She’s in room 24.” The mare behind the desk said. “But she’s not in right now. She’s probably at the party with her friends.”

“Where is that?” Spike asked frantically.

“It’s in the building right across from this one.” The receptionist said.

“Thanks.” Spike said.

He ran out the door and across the street to a fancy looking building. As he approached the door it suddenly opened and none other than Rainbow Dash came out.

“Rainbow Dash!” He exclaimed, trying to catch his breath.

“Spike?” She asked in surprise. “Hey kiddo, aren’t you supposed to be at the bachelor party?”

“Yeah, but I need your help!” He said. “Everypony’s getting bored so I thought maybe you could give me some ideas on what else to do.”

Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes just imagining what sort of bachelor party Spike could have set up. She recomposed herself as Spike looked up at her.

“Why me?” She asked.

“Well….because you’re the most awesome pony I know.” He said. “I’m sure you could come up with some awesome ideas.”

Rainbow Dash smiled with pride.

“Yeah, I am pretty awesome.” She said. “But really, there’s nothing you can do to make that party a success.”

“Why not?” Spike asked, a hurt expression on his face.

“Look, it’s nothing personal.” She said. “You’re just too young to understand. But stallions require more than balloons and games and stuff.”

“Could you come check it out and see if there’s anything else I can do?” Spike asked.

“What?” She asked. “No. I can’t go to a bachelor party!”

“Why not?” Spike asked.

“Because…” She said, trying to choose her words carefully. “A mare doesn’t go to a bachelor party unless she’s there to….entertain the bachelors…..”

Spike’s face finally lit up.

“That’s it!” He exclaimed. “You can go entertain them!”

Rainbow Dash was momentarily offended, but she reminded herself that he didn’t even realize what he was saying.

“Yeah, you can show them your tricks and stuff!” Spike exclaimed. “Maybe you can even do a sonic rainboom!”

Rainbow Dash was suddenly filled with excitement. Just the chance to show others her stuff was enough to get her going. But she sobered up quickly.

“No Spike, I’m sorry but I can’t.” She said.

“Because you’re a mare?” Spike asked.

“Uh huh.” She said.

“I’m sure they won’t mind.” He said hopefully.

Yeah, I’m sure they wouldn’t either. Rainbow Dash thought.

“That’s not the point.” She said.

“Please?” Spike pleaded. “My reputation as a grown up is at stake! If I can’t throw a great bachelor party, everypony will think I’m just a kid!”

“But you are a kid…” Rainbow Dash said.

“Please…”

“I just don’t – ”

“Please…”

“I – ”

“Please, Please, Pleaseeeee?!”

Rainbow Dash sighed.

“Oh all right…” She said. “I suppose a few tricks wouldn’t hurt…”

“Oh thank you thank you thank you!” Spike said. “I won’t forget this!”

Rainbow Dash laughed.

They began making their way back to the bachelor party. Seeing the building up ahead, Spike sped up to a quick sprint, eager to get back. He burst into the room cheerfully.

“I’m back!” He said excitedly. “And I brought more entertainment!”

Star Dust’s eyes fell on the pegasus and he felt his member jump in excitement. She was beyond sexy. And she wasn’t wearing any clothes. She definitely wasn’t a stripper! Spike made his way over to Daisy.

“Sorry things didn’t go so well tonight.” He said. “But here’s your pay anyway.”

“Thanks Spike.” She said. “But if you wanted a hooker you should have just called one. I don’t do that sort of thing.”

“Wanted a….what?” Spike asked, confused.

Daisy pointed towards Rainbow Dash, who was surrounded by stallions. Spike turned back to Daisy to ask what she was pointing at Rainbow for, but she was already gone. Spike stepped closer to the group of stallions, intent on joining in on the spectators for the show Rainbow Dash was about to perform.

“It’s been a while since I’ve seen a mare as sexy as you.” Star Dust said.

Rainbow Dash blushed.

“I really like your mane.” Sticks said, stepping closer to her.

Pokey approached her and started massaging the base of her wings, which was an erogenous zone for most pegasi. Rainbow Dash yelped in surprise at the unexpected contact as well as the shock of pleasure she felt in her nethers.

“Wait…I – ”

She moaned as he touched a particularly sensitive spot on her left wing. The stallions around her chuckled at her arousal.

“She needs it bad man.” One of the stallions said.

“I’ll take care of you.” Sticks said, walking behind her.

“No wait!” Rainbow Dash exclaimed. “I don’t – ”

She was interrupted as Sticks stuck his muzzle deep into her snatch. He began eating her out roughly.

“Aaaaagh!” She cried out in pleasure.

The stallion next to her doubled his efforts, massaging her wings in a circular motion. She arched her back in pleasure as he hit all the right spots. The stallion behind her adjusted his angle, licking straight along her clit.

“Agh!” She cried out in pleasure again. Her front hooves collapsed from the pleasure as the two stallions kept up their work.

By this point all the stallions in the room including Spike had a raging hard-on. Three stallions approached her front and let their members hang right in front of her face, expecting to be serviced. Rainbow looked at the three members with mild disgust. But she was dying from pleasure. If the stallions behind and to the side of her stopped, she didn’t know what she’d do. She reluctantly opened her mouth. One of the stallions stepped forward and pushed into her muzzle roughly. She gagged on his cock but didn’t have much choice in the matter as he began to fuck her muzzle. The stallion she was servicing grunted loudly at the tightness of her maw and started thrusting rapidly, intent on getting off as quickly as he could. She grinned and bared it. Within less than a minute he came, filling her mouth full of sticky cum. He withdrew quickly, now satisfied. Rainbow Dash opened her mouth to spit out his cum, but another stallion quickly shoved his cock down her throat. She quickly gagged, but he was kind enough to let up and give her a second. Rainbow Dash gratefully swallowed several times, her lips tightly around the stallion’s member. This increased his pleasure quite a bit and he moved slightly, bringing his member deeper down her throat. She worked on pleasuring the stallion in front of her, her marehood still on fire from the ministrations of the stallion behind her. Since he had been kind enough to let her swallow, she tried hard to give him a good blowjob. She bobbed her head up and down along his shaft, using her tongue to slide along his erection.

Spike had been watching the whole time from the sidelines. This wasn’t exactly what he’d brought Rainbow here for, but she seemed to be enjoying herself. He was so aroused it hurt. Just watching her suck off the other stallions filled him with envy and desire. Suddenly one of the stallions shouted out.

“Hey Spike, what are you doing?” He asked. “Get over here and enjoy her! We don’t expect you to just stand by and watch!”

Spike’s member jumped at the thought. Most of the other stallions were looking at him expectedly. He looked at Rainbow Dash for support, but she was too busy sucking off another stallion for him to catch her eye. He looked back to the group of stallions. He wanted to refuse. Rainbow wasn’t just some random mare. She was his friend. Besides, if he tried to get her to suck him off, would she tell Twilight about it?

The stallions were looking at him expectedly. If he refused, they would think he was just a kid. They’d probably laugh at him. Without another thought, he walked forward towards Rainbow Dash and got in front of her. She was still busy sucking the stallion off, but from the sounds he was making he was almost done. Suddenly he groaned loudly and started thrusting very shallowly. After a few moments he pulled out and stepped aside. Spike stepped directly in front of her, his raging erection right in front of her face. Her eyes had been closed the whole time. When she opened them she was greeted by the sight of Spike, who had a raging erection. She reared back a bit in surprise. Realizing it was Spike, she blushed deeply. She hesitated for a second before reaching forward and swallowing his member in one fluid motion.

Spike had expected her to refuse. Or for her to yell at him for even trying such a thing. But to his surprise, she slid his member down her throat and began sucking him off. Spike had never had a blowjob before and was blown away from the pleasure surging through his erection. He thrust forward eagerly, trying to get her to go faster. She got the message and sped up, bobbing up and down his shaft quickly. Rainbow Dash couldn’t believe she was doing this. She was giving Spike a blowjob! He was a bit young for this, but he obviously wanted it. Twilight would give her hell if she ever found out, but she doubted Spike was going to tell her. She did her best to pleasure him, using all the skills she could muster. By the sounds he was making, she could tell she was doing a good job. Spike groaned loudly as Rainbow Dash sucked him off expertly. He grabbed the sides of her head with both claws and forced her down on him a bit deeper than she was willing to go alone. Had he been any other stallion Rainbow would have resisted, but she couldn’t blame him for being eager. She deep throated him as best she could, choking a bit with each thrust. Suddenly the pleasure grew too much and she came….hard. She began shaking and her performance suffered. Spike was in heaven, too preoccupied with his own pleasure to realize she was having an orgasm. He began to muzzlefuck Rainbow Dash quickly, causing her to sputter and choke. Spike was reaching the end of the line. He thrust a few more times before he absolutely exploded.

“Agh!” He cried out as he came down Rainbow’s throat.

Rainbow had given plenty of muzzlejobs in her time. But nothing that she’d experienced thus far prepared her for what was coming. The spurt from Spike’s member was so forceful it shot directly down her throat and quickly filled her mouth until it overflowed, dripping down her muzzle. She took gulp after gulp, trying to clear her mouth so she could breathe. Just when she had gotten almost all of it down, another spurt came. Then another. And another. The stallions around her whistled at the scene, all of them surprised at how much Spike came. Finally his member died down. Rainbow spit out his member frantically, taking deep breaths.

“That was awesome man.” Sticks said, grinning. “She looks so tight. I’m gonna fuck her.”

“Oh come on man, I’ve been waiting for pussy for weeks!” Star Dust complained. “Let me fuck her first!”

Rainbow Dash gasped in panic. She was still trying to catch her breath and couldn’t talk over all the voices of the horny stallions above her. Oh how she wanted some stallion cock right now. But as much as she wanted it, they couldn’t fuck her. She wasn’t protected! They’d get her pregnant!

“Spike…” She said weakly. “Spike….!”

But Spike couldn’t hear her over all the excited stallions.

“I think Spike should get to fuck her first.” Grey Shield spoke up.

“What?!” Star Dust yelled. “You can’t be serious!”

“Come on guys.” Grey Shield said. “He found her for us. Don’t make him take sloppy seconds.”

The rest of the stallions murmured in agreement.

“Fine.” Star Dust said begrudgingly.

Rainbow Dash sighed in relief. At least Spike couldn’t knock her up. She looked over to Spike, who was looking down at her nervously.

“Go ahead.” She said.

“Are you sure?” He asked nervously.

“Yes now hurry up before another stallion mounts me instead!” She said.

“What if Twilight finds out?” He asked, still nervous.

“Are you brain-dead or something?” Rainbow Dash asked angrily. “A dozen other stallions right here in this room would kill for this and you’re hesitating? If you think you’re ever going to get another opportunity like this, then think again. The only reason I’m letting you do this is because I’m horny as fuck right now and you’re the only stallion here that can’t get me pregnant. Now get back there and fuck me!”

Spike stood frozen in shock for a few seconds. She thought he wasn’t going to move and just when she was about to say something else he turned away from her and headed behind her.

“Here little guy.” One of the stallions said, bringing up a stool and setting it behind Rainbow.

Spike got on top of the stool and stood directly behind Rainbow. She moved her tail aside, revealing her pink, moist entrance. Spike had been nervous before, but the sight before him got his erection back almost instantly. He held his member with one claw, looking at Rainbow’s pink quivering sex. He was going to get to put his cock inside that. He was going to get to put his cock inside Rainbow Dash. He knew Twilight would never let him do this and he knew Rainbow would normally never let him do this either. This was a once in a lifetime opportunity. He was really going to do it. He was going to fuck Rainbow Dash.

His mind made up, he placed his erection at the lips of her sex. He pushed forward slowly, sinking into her inch by inch. The tightness of her pussy was unbelievable. His head was swimming in pleasure as he bottomed out inside of her. He thought her mouth was good. That was nothing compared to her pussy. It seemed to suck him in and hold him there. He didn’t even think about pulling out. Her pussy squeezed him rhythmically and he pulsed within her, pleasure filling his entire body. Then, almost on instinct, he pulled out slightly then pushed back in. She was so unbelievably tight! He felt his member jump with each thrust, eager to release his load. Her pussy was incredibly warm, tight, and wet. The perfect combination. He’d never felt so much pleasure before. And it made him crave more. He began taking longer, more powerful strokes. The longer and more forceful he was, the more pleasure he received. He grabbed onto her flanks, his claws covering both of her cutie marks as he thrust into her roughly. They both groaned in unison as he bottomed out inside of her. He sped up his thrusts every few thrusts. Soon enough he was jackhammering into her. The pleasure was too much for Rainbow.

“Aaaaaah……aaaaaaaagh!” She cried out, arching her back as she came.

Spike wasn’t too far behind her. As she came her walls constricted around him, sending him over the edge as well. He thrust a few more times. 3…2…1… He thrust into her and held himself there, groaning loudly as he came. Spurt after spurt of warm seed shot out of his member, firing deep inside of her with each pump. It completely flooded her womb and pussy, spurting back out again around Spike’s member, which was still deep inside of her. The gooey creampie dribbled down onto the floor below. Spike laid on top of her, trying to catch his breath. A few moments passed before both of them got their breath back.

“Okay, it’s my turn next.” Star Dust proclaimed.

“But I want to go!” Sticks said. “I pleasured her forever while you guys got blowjobs!”

The room was suddenly filled with arguing stallions.

“Psst!” Rainbow Dash whispered. “Spike!”

Spike looked down at her in surprise. He was still buried inside of her and was still a little out of breath.

“Hold on to me tight.” Rainbow Dash whispered.

“What?” Spike asked. “Why?”

“Just do it!” She whispered angrily.

Spike leaned forward and wrapped his arms around her midsection, still inside of her. Suddenly and without warning, she flapped her wings rapidly, launching them up into the air.

“Whoa!” Spike exclaimed, holding onto her tightly.

The other stallions on the ground looked up at them, frozen in surprise. Rainbow used the momentary distraction to make a straight shot for the exit. She reached the exit and flew through the air as fast as she could. Once she was confident that they were far enough away to have lost any would-be pursuers, she landed slowly. The whole flight took maybe twenty seconds, but it felt like an eternity to Spike. He was holding onto her tightly, sending pain through her midsection.

“Spike…” She said with difficulty. “Get…get off!”

Her words brought him back to reality and he released her quickly. He withdrew from her slowly, their mixed fluids pouring out of her and onto the concrete below. Spike looked at her sheepishly as she examined herself, still not quite believing what had happened. After a few moments of looking at her body she turned to attention to Spike, who was blushing furiously.

“Well, I must say I’ve never flown with a cock inside me before.” She said. “It kinda hurt.”

“Sorry…” Spike said, trailing off.

“Look….Spike….about what happened….”

“I’m sorry Rainbow!” He exclaimed. “I had no idea they’d try to do that! You have to believe me!”

“They didn’t TRY to do that.” Rainbow said. “They DID do that!”

Spike looked at the ground in shame.

“Hey….Spike…..” Rainbow said softly, using her hoof to lift his chin up, getting him to look at her.

“I had no idea you were so good in the sack!” She said, smiling widely.

“Wha-?” Spike asked in surprise.

“That was really good sex.” She said. “I just….wasn’t expecting it, that’s all. But hey, no harm done. None of them knocked me up and that’s all I care about. Though I could have gone without giving all those muzzlejobs.”

“What?” Spike asked, again in surprise. “But….”

“What?” Rainbow Dash asked. “You don’t think I enjoyed it too? Sex is great so long as it’s safe and everypony’s willing.”

“Does….does that mean you want to do it again…?” Spike asked. “…With me….?”

Rainbow Dash laughed.

“Well, I need to rest up a bit before I even think about having sex again.” She said. “That was absolutely exhausting! But yeah….I’d be willing to give it another go if you are.”

Spike smiled widely.

“Aww yeah!” He exclaimed, laughing.

Rainbow Dash quickly put a hoof on his shoulder. He stopped and looked up at her, blushing.

“But Twilight doesn’t hear a word of this….right?” She asked.

“Right!” He exclaimed.

“So, tell me…” Rainbow Dash said, quickly changing the subject. “Was I as good as you thought I would be?”

Spike looked up at her with a blank stare.

“Oh come on Spike!” She said in an irritated tone. “I know you’ve thought about it before. Did it feel as good as you thought it would?”

“No.” He said. “About a thousand times better.”

Rainbow Dash smiled widely hearing this.

“Spike, you and I are going to have so much fun together.” She said, holding up a hoof.

Spike bumped it enthusiastically.

“And I don’t even have to go on that birth control stuff.” She said. “That stuff screws up my flying. This is gonna be great!”

Both Spike and Rainbow Dash laughed as they made their way back to the hotel suite. This was going to be an interesting relationship……

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